Someone Still Finds Richard Simmons Funny

Filed under: Richard Simmons , Paparazzi Photo You didn’t think Richard Simmons would just quietly walk through a TSA checkpoint at LAX, did you?   Permalink

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Pauly Shore’s Asst Application — Tell Me You Love Me!

Filed under: Pauly Shore , Celebrity Justice Wanna be Pauly Shore ’s assistant? Well, you’re probably out of luck — because one of the main job requirements is you have to love his movies ..

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Pauly Shore’s Asst Application — Tell Me You Love Me!

Filed under: Pauly Shore , Celebrity Justice Wanna be Pauly Shore ’s assistant? Well, you’re probably out of luck — because one of the main job requirements is you have to love his movies …

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Osama bin Laden — Resurrected for XXX Porn Video

Filed under: Osama bin Laden Just when you thought Osama bin Laden couldn’t get screwed harder than he already has … TMZ has learned … the fine people over at Hustler have bravely decided to make a XXX parody …

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Arnold Posed for Xmas Pic — With Kid and Mistress

Filed under: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Mildred Patricia Baena , Maria Shriver Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t ignore his mistress during the Xmas holidays — in fact, TMZ obtained a photo of Arnold posing with baby mama Mildred Patty Baena AND a child who appears to be Christopher Schwarzenegger. We’re told the Christmas photo was taken inside Arnold’s house around the year 2000.

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Zsa Zsa Gabor Falls Into a Coma

Filed under: Zsa Zsa Gabor , Prince Frederic von Anhalt , Nurse! Zsa Zsa Gabor has slipped into a coma after being rushed to an L.A.

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Arnold’s Love Child — The Birth Certificate

Filed under: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Mildred Patricia Baena , Celebrity Justice , Maria Shriver TMZ has obtained a copy of the birth certificate of the boy Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered … and he’s not listed as the father on the birth certificate.   As TMZ reported, Mildred “Patty” Baena — who worked as a housekeeper/assistant for Arnold and Maria — is the mother.  She listed her then-husband, Rogelio Baena as the dad

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Arnold’s Baby Mom & Maria — Preggo at Same Time

Filed under: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Maria Shriver , Mildred Patricia Baena Maria Shriver and Mildred Patricia Baena were both pregnant with Arnold ’s children … AT THE SAME TIME.

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Jessica Alba Prom Pic — Ex-BF’s 13 YEARS of Regret

Filed under: Jessica Alba , Break-ups They broke up soon after this prom photo — and 13 years later, Jessica Alba ’s high school boyfriend STILL regrets it so much … he founded a website as a monument to what could have been. The guy in the picture — named Chris Lakkees — tells TMZ, his 5-year on-and-off relationship with Jessica Alba inspired him to create a website designed to prevent unnecessary break-ups ..

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